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But when God spoke to me in the bathroom--
Maybe over a scone. "Hey, Mohsin. I met God."
Wow! Uh…
By the way, Wendy, I'm-- I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm glad… glad you like it.
"Only the righteous are right," that we are prepared to offer you
But I could always zhuzh it up myself a bit.
Um… I need you to get back to work. Also, to lower the temperature in here.
Clark, you can say whatever you want.
-And I'm gonna stab an angel.
-Guys. Hey, hey, hey! -I didn't mean it like that.
-Hey, pals!
Amer-- Yes, of course. AOHN. Ahone. Aoen. A-ohen.
That's a really good question. I have two.
It's añejo.
Everything will die! It's on you!
Is there an audiobook?
-Sorry, it doesn't always work right away. -No worries. I have plenty of time.
You know, it's a feeling that we all have. Uh, plus he glows.
Oops.
Or…
And only God's children can get one of these beauties.
Thank you.
This is the only place we know for sure that you're safe.
Something terrible is gonna happen to my dad. Judy, sorry, I have to go.
Clark.
witnessing the same paradigm-shifting thing.
-They fly higher.
Clark was chosen by D-O-G, God.
Oh, shit.
You've heard of America's Own Holy Network?
-And then Lucifer is the super boss. -Oh.
And he smells like your favorite thing.
The truth is I've really been wanting to meet you too. Clark will be along soon.