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And Pickles. Pickles?
I've got a buffer car.
SUPERIVOR DIRECTORS MARK MCJISMEY
from a date we didn't even go on?
shaped like a heart.
Egg on our face, huh?
I guess we're a little short on women, huh?
No. Kind of.
Oh, God.
is taking an officer's sidearm is a felony.
or something, and we squeezed the lever together,
No, wait. Um, yeah, just water.
You're too close!
Kids, uh, stay outside.
Maybe I don't want to hear it, Ron. All right.
Hi there. I'm part of a secret society.
Here's my number.
What? Oh, Bobby!
Well, I guess it's your lucky day.
All right, we're going to paternal grandparents' house then!
I bet I screw this up.
You're a good guy to help us.
♪ Two people ♪
Hugo! Bob.
Well?
For $500.
Damn it, Sergeant Bosco.
Oof, oof, tight.
But Hugo won't tell us where the testometer is.
Yeah, so which one is the least expensive?
you're gonna hurt her.
All right, fine.
Limp and clammy, my signature hold.
which one your mom wants-- you just tricked me
Oh, you stupid...
We know what Mom wants.
Now Ron's not allowed to ride up front with me in the van.
♪ And someone to love ya ♪
♪ Instead of being all alone ♪
If the other person can stomach you for another second,
or sex angles, you're compatible.
No, I mean, by law.
You're sure you know? I know.
And if you women can handle my baggage,
It's all rainy out. Great idea, Eugene.