Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was hoping it wouldn't come to this,

Well, Stewie, tonight we have a really big show.

Then I used my stream of justice to put out the hate.

Nets suck, Yankees suck, Knicks suck

Public urination is just wrong. Except during the Million Man March

And then when he's weary, emasculate him with your incessant nagging.

I want you to get rid of all of this right now, cos I am never fighting again, ever!

That was strangely arousing. Aagh!

and no one could hit you below the belt cos girls don't have anything down there.

Damn. Must have pulled something playing hoops last week.

- Hurry, Peter. They're almost here. - We're too late.

Habs suck, leafs suck, blues suck

I don't sweat you. Bring it on, bitch! Now how you gonna act?

You must have had a great body before it went all fun-house mirror.

Lovely, but it doesn't quite answer our question.

Country matters sucks, high school teacher sucks, Worldwide matters sucks

Sorry, Peter. Someone stole the remotes.

Remember If it ain't funny, it ain't worth Jack.

Lois, I was watching that.

And look who I had for dessert. Asexual former mayor Ed Koch. Pah!

"Pony Express is in. " "What have you got for me, Joe?"

Quahog is infested with loud, hairy creatures, also known as New Yorkers.

- Wait a sec. Pre-op or post-op? - Pre-op.

Happy 50th birthday, Lois.

If you don't stop, we won't go to McDonald's after church.

Whoa! What the hell are you doing? Those are my graham crackers.