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Hello? 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah. It's a glass bottle this time.
"Insecurity. Gender confusion. " I'll give you something to write about.
Go, Lois! Pummel him with your powerful fists of female fury.
Nice to meet you both.
I'm sick of Lois's anger-management techniques. They're not working.
from Valero's on 51st Street, best in the city.
Tae-jitsu is about power - for your body and your mind.
Aagh! I am a man-eating tree.
Nobody walks all over me. Those days are over. Lois Griffin demands respect.
but from now on we're not gonna have any more anger in this house, OK?
Tell me something I don't know! Get out of the way!
God, why does that turn me on.
And the kegs. And I'm not sure, but I think I've been shot.
- Who are all these people? - Damn New Yorkers.
Some of my novelty items were provided by Jack's Joke Shop.
What are you, nuts? Give me that branch.
"Let me see. It's here somewhere. "
Peter, don't contradict me in front of the kids.
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
The Drunken Clam? Why couldn't we go someplace fancy, like The Olive Garden?
Mine just says "Dear Lois. " And after that it looks like someone just spit on the paper.
Mine just says "Dear Don. " And after that it looks like someone just spit on the paper.
- What was that? What did you just write? - Give me that.
- That was lame. - Poor Peter.