Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

where we pretend to be the person who makes us angry.

Hey, Guido, watch this.

OK, and now a word from our sponsors.

- I want you in my advanced class. - Advanced class? No, no, no.

- Be a man and fight me yourself. - Lois, the sensei is a sacred position.

You owe it to your son to learn how to manage these feelings.

Hello? 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah. It's in a window this time.

Star Wars sucks Avengers sucks Krypton sucks

Mary, you'll never leave us, will you?

Me likey bouncy! Me likey bouncy!

I'm going to go find something to strike you with; excuse me.

Don't worry. It's a trained bear. He's in no real danger.

- OK, you can Super Size, but no apple pie. - Come on.

So, you wanna dance?

and red like the sauce on my mamma mia's gugotz.

"Lucky there's a family guy

- I'm afraid I'm gonna hurt someone. - But, Lois, you're my star pupil.

those hammocky deposits of gin sugars you call buttocks?"

She Put An Egg Up There

Sheesh! Bringin' that trash in here. This is my house.

Last night… Lois was the man!

Sheesh, Lois, look at the garbage those damn leafers dumped on our lawn.