Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your son is learning misbehaviour from someone.
Last night Becky was.. The Man!
Why the hell doesn't the government tell us what we can and can't watch?
This is mine all mine
- Stewie, you wanna swing? - Yes, why not? I'll have a go at it.
- " Ah-um - " Ba-ba
"Here we are. A big bag of liver spots for Lois. "
I know I went a little overboard with my tae-jitsu,
"I'm a pompous antichrist who will probably drop my plans for world domination
- Kathy, get in there with Lois. - I can't. I have cramps.
Jets suck, Yankees suck, Knicks suck.
If you hurry, I'll let you try on hats. I won't let you buy, but you can try 'em on.
I emasculated him in front of all those people. I think he's really upset.
Let's show 'em what we've learnt.
- Can you teach me to kick ass? - No. I do not condone violence.
Help Me! Tinky Winky wants to Revenge
My psychiatrist gave me these mood elevators.
Why are you putting me up against the scrubs?
- What were you gonna say? Fat ass? - Wide load?
When the supervisor expects you to do their job and you don't get paid enough to
Excuse me, New Yorker. You're in my seat, and I had sex with your mother last night.
- I can't help it. I have long dancer's legs. - Move it.
Very homosexually.