Lethal Weapons - Family Guy [S03E07]

Peter, maybe you shouldn't say anything bad about the network.

Well, Stewie, tonight we have a really big show.

An idea so smart, my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

Me likey bouncy! Me likey bouncy!

Women! Yakety-yak, yakety-yak, yak, yak.

Jets suck, Yankees suck, Knicks suck.

- What?! - Oh, you wanna dance?

Come one, come all. She floats like a butterfly and stings like when I pee.

This is mine. This is where my babies come from.

I smell a messy diaper. God, why does that turn me on?

Mine just says "Dear Lois. " And after that it looks like someone just spit on the paper.

Hey, pal, watch my seat. I gotta bleed the lizard.

The breadsticks! Me likey breadsticks! Me likey...

What are they gonna do? Cut our budget? I'm gonna go get a beer.

like that Narragansett beer sign where the hot chick has two mugs for jugs. "

- Shut up! This is all Dad's fault. - I don't like to be touched!

You can't talk to the father like that, you stupid gavone.

Cry home to your mama. She waitin' for ya.

If it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

- Oh! The baby's kicking. Wanna feel? - Sure.

Transvestite! Back off. This place blows. We gotta send these strap-hangers back.

"Ay-oh, Mother Africa

"Dear Meg. For the first four years of your life, I thought you were a house cat. " Dad!

Are you telling me I just sang Ladysmith Black Mambazo for nothing?

- You can't hit me! I'm a girl! - Sometimes I wonder.