Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Remember that dork, Justin?
I made a mobile version.
It's beautiful, really.
I got a head full of dreams, and a pocket full of glass.
- Mm. - Like rice noodles,
What? The only thing I'm not good at is modesty,
Which is why when I got a call out of the blue
♪ ♪
- Ball's in your court, pal! - Hey!
Just looking on a dating app.
- [alarm beeping] - Okay.
with the hashtags "my heart," "Kate forever"
and I'm like, then why did Kurt dump me?
Fine. One date. That's all you get.
of cotton candy?
The only reason Kate wants to move here is because Kurt dumped her,
- Jake. - Right.
- Whoo! - All: ♪ I want it that way ♪
Just like Mongkut thinking a ten-year-old American girl
It's almost like you spent the night somewhere.
- Oh, are you sure? - Mm-hmm.
So, what I actually meant was,
You're a great matchmaker.
To teach you a lesson about the destructive power of wordplay
- Both: No. - Okay.
Hey, there's glass in my food!
Watch. Give me a yoga to do.
bitch, you're trying to tell me your kid doesn't like the smell
to be near you!
Oh, we took a lot of pictures. Get in here!
I really wanted this trip to go well
Yeah, you totally are. We're just so excited
Weird. Lame. Gross.
You know what, I'm just... I think I'm just gonna leave.
But now I know why.
that I had a brother who wanted to meet me,
No need. I can handle this.
55 minutes in the shower and that silver paint
Where's Holt? He told me to come in here.
love of my life Kurt just broke up with me.
No, no, no, no, no.
and begged me to bring her back to Dallas.
and get out of my apartment.
He might as well have picked me up in a station wagon.
Rosa, I want to introduce you to my friend Trishelle.
I will burn your life to the ground.
This trip was about us getting to know each other,