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- Oh, so hungry. - Dad,
And I'm Will Smith,
- Your turkey won't like it. - Mm-hmm.
and be hero... !
Dad, it's Thanksgiving, not Put Out Your Combustible Trash Day.
They're fresh-killed. They've never been frozen.
Oh! Oh, what about Gayle's?
about his imaginary friend Ken "surviving that fall."
We're gonna have to roll this son of a bitch.
Whatever it is, it's on fire.
Y-You've got precious cargo in your lap.
You must be a big fan of hoses, huh?
T-Teddy has an oven!
But it will. Everyone gets eight leaves.
The gas being out is maybe the best thing
- to burn. - I keep suggesting those boxes.
Here, my little chickadees. Sorry this had to be
Come on, Dad, speed it up.
Aw, egg carton turtle!
Put a shirt on Iggy Pop!
They're like the Ferraris of turkeys.
Mm. Mm-hmm.
In a stinky alley beside a dumpster?
She also keeps her toilet paper in there and paper plates.
Thanks again for putting those out.
- You don't want that. - Mm-hmm.
Hold on! We can still save it!
Usually your fires are on the inside.
- Mm-hmm. Mm! - You choking or happy?
Okay, lets go back inside. Go, go! Go, go, go, go!
You can put a whole hot dog in there.
- Bob, what are you doing? - Lin, these embers are holding up.
Okay, so get rid of this whole situation,
Do they have to be leaves? What about pieces of salami?
There's a reason these turkeys cost five times more
before the fire department comes back.
Save it for the tree! Save it for the tree!
It just doesn't have any leaves on it yet.