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by not being in Starfleet, actually.

I've randomized the route

- [grumbles] - Aah!

to the Tech Services Academy on Mars.

See? Try it out.

What if someone asks why he has it?

- Computer, locate Tendi. - Computer, no!

I mean, you might as well just give me the body now.

Uh, yeah, right. I think I'll be fine.

You're just gonna spend a night in the brig.

- I did. - Shh, shh, you're not helping.

How do we know you two don't got butt bugs?

designed by yours truly.

Ah, thank you for asking. No, not at all.

Hey, there, pretty lady.

It could have been anybody.

Yeah, and whoever it was must have been a higher-up

Boimler, get back here.

It's almost like a backup overwrote his brain.

Oh, cerebral activity's high. Something's going on in there.

Well, you must have screwed up pretty bad to end up here.

You know, lady, if you are really dedicated

but this is just sad.

Borg drone, Starfleet drone, what's the diff?

- You want to be a Borg? - What? No.

I will transfer you to Starbase 80.

but you stay away from her.

- [laughing] - Oh, now, that was collectible.

It's superfast and it's got pop-out impulse thrusters.

[indistinct chatter]

All right, Mariner.

Oh, really? Then why can I do this?

Uh, love it. You guys do that kind of stuff?

But if you take over, won't I get erased?

Those go through the neutral zone.

by winning Devron races, baby. [laughs]

'Cause last time I checked, nobody's ever signed up

Hang in there, Starfleet.