Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think it's coming from a-- ...head!
W-what? No! That's not--
It's probably the worst game we've ever played.
What are these things?
Yes, well, perhaps if you learned to read, it would be easy for you to see.
Players lose their weapons when running!
Pirate samurai have plus two times two shen...
Lightning bolts have no effect on giant monsters!
So, what is it?
Lame? What do you think of manbats' teamwork?
It's a role-playing game.
Behold, The Realm of Darthon!
You can use magic and stuff!