Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lightning bolts have no effect on giant monsters!
What are these things?
You can use magic and stuff!
It's a role-playing game.
I think it's coming from a-- ...head!
Pirate samurai have plus two times two shen...
W-what? No! That's not--
Yes, well, perhaps if you learned to read, it would be easy for you to see.
It's probably the worst game we've ever played.
Behold, The Realm of Darthon!
Players lose their weapons when running!
Lame? What do you think of manbats' teamwork?
So, what is it?