Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(Police siren blares)

It only hurts when I point.

You know something, Mama? You're too Jewish.

- Much obliged. - And to you, Father.

and then we're gonna hit Congress for a real budget

(Pamela) Come on, Chaos, you can do it!

What do you think you're doing? You can't come in here.

- You all right, Victor? - Oh, I'm fine, JJ.

Just get me a doctor. Go where the doctors hang out.

(Speaks foreign language)

We feel Terrible!! if they can't take a joke

- You're not, so you can't bless her. - We specialize in blessing Zen Buddhists.

I guarantee they're gonna pay for this,

We're very close.

And for this I sent you to the best schools?

Hold it. You wouldn't last five minutes in the New York subway.

We need all the help we can get. Just give him a little shot.

(Foyt) Did you see anything weird back there?

You think you're so big.

(Voiceover on video) You are about to witness the ravishment of a woman

How do you all feel, now that you have raped the American highways?

- Perfect. - We'd like two singles.

WHAT CONCERNS ME IS, DO WE HAVE ENOUGH ICE FOR ALL THIS BEER?

- We got 'em! - We got 'em!

- Thank you. You're such a brave man. - (Dog whimpers)

You probably didn't realize, but the parking lot's outside.

I realize the novelty of a major celebrity entering your little race,

I mean, what for?

if you didn't pay so much attention to those girls.

(Van Helsing splutters)

You dumb shits.

What the hell was that?

- "Them" who? - Those Hell's Angels.

Anybody who knows anything about medicine knows that she can't fly.

- We got company. - Yeah, I hear.

But it's probably just as well,

Yeah, well, how about food, son? Did you bring enough food?

(Chan chatters nervously)

(Siren approaches)

(Woman screams) Help! Help! Somebody save my baby!

(Radio chatter)

Of course, certain skeptics note

Hey, I remember. There's a spot...

(Brad) Super Chief, lean forward so I can get the front wheel on the ground.

It's not easy finding a doctor to take off like that.

He can say that.

I'll see you in California. I love you!

It'll give me an excuse.

(Pamela) He's right, Victor.

(? California Children's Chorus: You've Gotta Have a Dream)

- You know what I like best about trees? - No, what?

- Perfectly. - This is ridiculous. (Coughs)

Don't you look precious? All dressed up like that.

A woman whose initial fear has mellowed into curious expectation.

Wait a minute. Can you see where you're going?

Ah! Too much couscous.

Oh, shit. We got a smokey on our tail.

Humanitarian reasons.

the senator's wife,

No brakes! Help us! Yes, thank you.

This is a titty turn... Terrific turnout for the meeting.

- We'd like to help you, but we're off duty. - This man looks bad. Maybe he's dead.

(Gasps) That would be a real team effort. You, me, the hamsters and... him.

We couldn't even go through Denver it's so high.

We are sick of Captain Chaos.

to ban the sale of colored toilet paper

- P-p-p-p! Plenty. - Mm-hm.

- He can do that. - He can do that?

(French accent) This is something I've noticed.

You have to be very scientific about this. It could go up the nostrils, affect the sinuses.

Let me see your driver's license, please.

Have no fear, Chaos is here! Dun-dun-dah!

- These rosary beads? My rosary beads? - Yeah.

- Dr. Gay doesn't even leave his house. - If you're gonna win the Cannonball

You, shorty. Where'd you get all that jewelry?

Damn Cannonballers.