Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Goddamn, that's sick.

We can't have a car with numbers on it.

Dun Dunn Dunnnn! Have no fear! Him Is here!

- (Victor) Gah! - (Thud, spring boings)

Six seventy-five.

In the morning, she will be set free, unaware of anything,

Where is the doctor?

So there you have it, a rather simple story, actually.

(Speaking foreign language)

Because if I had enough time...

You'll need him.

We are going right down there

- Thanks a lot. - Get this rig outta here.

These guys are Cannonballers.

For this I'm spending 8,000 on orthodontia work?

- the leaves gently blowing... - (Clattering)

Congratulations. Here's to you. Good luck.

Of course, man. This took 30 years.

I'm gonna like this job. Right here, honey.

Farthing, schmarthing.

Don't! I'm not gonna help you. You didn't even help Mr...

Why don't you take that piece of shit back to the junkyard? !

Son, back that thing down. You got smokeys all over my back door.

The more I look around and see these turkeys, I have...

Damn "no brake" gag works every time.

Albert Schweitzer.

Listen, that's not good for the Cannonball.

And I suppose you still intend to go through that race with the infidel Americans.

We'd really like to, but we're on a tight schedule.

- Well, with the lighter, of course. - (Gasps)

Listen to what I'm telling you.

The road will be open in five minutes, Father.

I've seen every single one of your movies at least three or four times.

You know, the cops would never give that a second glance.

- and to sound the alarm... - (Snoring)

She's running good now, buddy.

Seymour, put that away. It's liable to go off.

He's been locked up for six years in that monastery. He don't know what he's doing.

It ain't running worth a shit. And it's wet.

- Last time I saw you, you were more svelte. - What can I tell you?

Buckle up. We're going into action.

- This may get a little weird. - Wait a minute.

No. There's something else of yours that I want.

- Thank you, Father. - You're quite welcome.

You want us to pull over and be blessed by a black priest in a red Ferrari?

I know. A bloodmobile.

As far as the money's concerned, you got a deal.

I would take those rosary beads and stuff 'em up your nose.

Well, shall we join the fracas?

Why didn't we fly her?

- Victor. - Yeah.

- No. - I'm gonna find out.

Well, of course. If you would sign in here, please.

- (Whizzing) - What the hell was that?

I'd like to thank Mona Corson of Westport

I don't think we were put on this earth to hurt people,

I gathered my thoughts.

With North Carolina plates, you're driving to Missouri for cigarettes?

- Left. - Oh, hell.

Next time Methodists! Methodists!!

(Laughs uncontrollably)

What the hell is going on here? Everybody's driving like maniacs.

Buy a houseboat. Move down to Florida.

Out of the car, both of you.

you think we're gonna be able to bluff our way through the roadblock?

Do you know what that is?

- Perfect. Perfect. - (Laughs)

(Chan) Texas! Stupid!

You look very familiar. Do I know you?

- That's beautiful. - Thank you.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

We're getting done like a couple of kippers here.

Do you take your law and order in this town seriously?

I'm sure that doctor's a very sweet man, basically.

I can't see shit, can you?

Let's go! Hit it!

Tell them to go back and pick up Mr...

It's quite possible. Is this going to take long?

The meaning, Mother dear, is a quick death.

He died two days before he was gonna retire.

No, no, not really. I'm into trees.

Paul will have….. TWO MILK!!

- OK. - OK. I'm ready now. Here we go.

Why all this speed and trouble and risk and...

- He. - He is a she?

- Why? - He was smoking bananas.