Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You see, airplanes are only pressurized at 10,000 feet.

I think they're armed.

Well, when I was real young,

I don’t know if you know my partner. Boy’s you may remember Jimmy the Greek..

Man does not live on... on bread alone.

(Man) What are you, some kind of nut? You got one unleaded and one premium.

- Got it? - I got it. Hurry up, will ya?

That's all right. I'll answer to anything.

Do me a favor. A race is a race, right?

Oh, my God. You again?

That is, if we are going to converse on this wireless.

(Tires screech)

are out there waiting for us after we start, but let's think positively.

that perhaps 10,000 of the nation's most elite highway patrolmen

We're here to win, ain't we?

(Tires screech)

If you gonna be a bear then be a grizzly- Cannonball 1981

(Engines roaring)

- It was hard to understand you. - When I called, I was doing 140 miles an hour.

- Come here. - Oh, jeez.

(Coughs) Or this.

International film star, ruthless assassin,

- I'm trying. - Faster!

(Tires screech)

(Woman) And now a little oil, right, darling?

- You wanna talk or you wanna bet? - You've got 50-1.

and other related tendencies.

Where's he gonna sit?

(Speaks Arabic)

There's a lot of talk on the CB about the roadblock ahead.

You know, maybe it would've been better,

What were you saying about trees?

No, thank you. Not right now.

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.

- Never stop a bloodmobile, would they? - Nah.

how are you figuring the odds on this Cannonball cockamamie?

Thanks to you, though, we don't have a female patient.

They need our help. We could pick him up on the way back.

He laughed and you hit me!

(Both chat excitedly)

(Tires screech)

with the breeze blowing,

Very interesting fellow. I'd like to probe his case.

They're two priests driving a Ferrari.

because I am a wild bull when I lose my temper.

- No, this will help you. - No, don't hit me.

- Although I'm not so sure about Ohio. - (Laughter)

Yeah? Well, I'll tell you what.

- Thanks to your wonderful cousin Tessie. - It's not my fault she didn't fit in the stretcher.

Funny. They don't have any sense of humor about that sort of thing.

Now, why don't you, huh?

Isn't it strange having that guy running around inside your head?

Let me tell you something, Greek. We got a secret weapon.

get me Dr. Livingstone, get me Dr. Frankenstein.

- niner, fiver, zero. - Oh.

- That's it? - That's it.

I guess you just never know.

(JJ) Victor, what have you got?

All right. One more time. Let me hear it.

Come on, guys, keep moving, will you, please?

A toast to us, you and me. We're gonna win the whole thing.

Shakey, it's kind of tough to get close to you.

I don't even own a house. I live in an apartment.

For... (Coughs) Fortunately, my practice allows me a certain flexibility.

I warned you not to interfere in my affairs.

The automobile.

har I husket? .... TIDSREGISTRERING

I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE TUCKED DOWN IN THERE SOMEWHERE, DO YOU?

There. You see?

Before I open this, don't get your hopes up too high.

Excuse me, good sisters, if you will.

You forgot Mr...

My dear sister. I pledge it!

We'll run in there.

Not the Camel, schmuck. Winston.

Oh, by the way, Greek.

I listen to him every night.

Oh, really? What's that?

(Fenderbaum whoops)

- Madam. Madam! - Madam?

You can smoke through traffic like shot through a gun in this thing.

(Whistling, cheering)

And we're picking up the bills. This could be fun.

How about the fact that your paint job is coming off?

- Oh! - He's always helping people.

- Drive carefully and take it easy. - Thank you.

- We have to camouflage the car somehow. - (Victor) Like what, JJ?

(Speaks foreign language)

It's not a very sporting way to win. What do you say, Father?

Friends of Nature love trees, so I come to the meetings.

If CBS woulda had their cameras there

(Prays quietly)

- You'll be sorry! Let me down! - (Screaming)