Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hold it, hold it. You wanna try this side?

- (Both) Foyt. ...Foyt!

You must be a sensitive person.

Hey, Brad, old buddy! Ha-ha! How the hell are you?

- Captain Chaos? - Yeah. Out of the blue.

making that engine just purr right along the road.

(Chuckles) Even with the extra tonnage, I'm still the best there is.

Shut up, sweetie, and punch the clock.

Oh, sure. They have a black cardinal.

Ah. Bless your heart.

It's the blimp next to him. The blimp.

Hey, when we get to California, I got a place out at Palos Verdes...

Hey, watch out! Watch out!

(Car horns blare)

I will have two milks!

- Here we go. - Here we go.

Wouldn't it be great if we could share the glory of winning the Cannonball with them?

(Engine approaches)

Ah! Too much couscous

Not here, you won't. The word is out about your roadblock.

(Tires screech)

(Sheik) This is for you and the judge!

If you are referring to me,

George, you remember the good old days before they got radar?

I don't care...

Killing me a slow death with this idiot spy business.

- Need some help, Father? - Nah.

(? Rossini: William Tell Overture)

(Both speak foreign language)

Are you all right?

We don't ride in Wall Street.

Oh! They do want us to pull over. They want to bless us. Can we?

We have to get this woman,

stay out of trouble and have a good cover.

I don't care, because...

The only thing you gotta do in the Cannonball is drive steady,

looking for accidents, trying to help people.

Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology

If the transmission does hold together,

Well, they happen to be a great passion of mine.

A nightmare. A living nightmare. You are killing me, Seymour.

May the good Lord take a liking to you, but not too soon.

We're not in the Indianapolis 500.

Pull over! We want to give you our blessings.

Man, I can't handle this traffic.

3,000 miles, roughly, away from here

(Hui remonstrates)

JJ McClure, Victor Prinzim.

(Car horn toots)

I don't know how to ask you this.

I'm a wealthy philanthropist.

They blasted away right in front of my eyes.

(Tires screech)

But I... No, I've got them.

- We need him. - I don't know where he is.

I'm on Wall Street. Maybe we can have lunch sometime.

I always like a couple of drinks right after surgery.

I was thinking more along the lines of $200.

to, uh, help reduce irritation of the, uh...

Believe it or not,

It's a Nevada license plate.

Ice-cream truck. An ice-cream truck. You know, they got to get there before it melts.

- What d'you take off the mask for? - I didn't. He took off the mask.

(Victor) Sorry.

How long we been here?

- (Bones crack) - Argh! Ooh!

(Car horn toots)

It's all right, miss. It doesn't hurt.

Hey, there's the motel.

I was just surprised that all the animals there were...

(Sings Budweiser jingle)

I don't care... because...

I think I'd like mine to be pink.

You might want to tell that to the judge, sir.

There we go. Hit it!

Happy Christmas

Take it and win, Captain!

You don't know what this means to me. Oh, my baby, I love you.