Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ah! Too much couscous.
That's very interesting.
Hi.
You're drawing flies. Get the hell out of here.
- No more! - (Murmurs from crowd)
(Victor laughs wheezily)
My God, Pamela. Did you see that?
(Jackhammer rattles)
You're gonna take these... (Bleep) And shove 'em up...
Why don't you take that piece of shit back to the junkyard?!
(JJ) Thanks a lot. Keep on truckin'!
(Corks pop)
We're off. (Laughs)
20 minutes. We could have been there by now.
- Drive it like Captain Chaos would. - I'll try.
- Bye-bye. - Don't run off. Tonight's the night.
I never go anywhere without it.
- JJ. - Mm.
Everything?
- Get out of here. - Right.
Hello.
(Giggling)
As you probably know, we're...
There's gonna be a red Ferrari come flying through here
(Babbles)
Not that one, darling, please.
We have to get the senator's wife to California in 72 hours.
Yeah, let's go get a... Let's... Beer.
Looks like she survived the procedure.
My jet will take you to California.
We need a piggyback ride.
He's my shrink. He was committed yesterday.
No.
That's a no-no. They haven't allowed that for nearly 2,000 years.
- Is that weird? - Wow!
What is the meaning of this?
- Waah! - OK, it's a foot race!
They're Cannonballers?
WZA 950. See?
(Scolds angrily)
After checking my schedule, I find I'll be able to make the journey.
(Shakey) Who says cops won't stop honeymooners?
Take a... Take...
It's... Just write WZA 9...
Sir James!
Flooding couldn't even reach the condo, it's so high
Here. You girls have a nice trip.
Well, hello, hot pants.
(Shakey) A thousand miles on one wheel? We're trying to win a race, not set a record.
Now, don't you worry, son.
(Tires screech)
Me and my partner, we just ride around in an ambulance,
- You're driving. - You are.
What the hell has going too fast got to do with being in the Cannonball?
How about a beer?
Come on, guys, keep moving, will you, please?
(Screaming)
(Car horns toot)
'cause you never know when something's gonna happen to you.
(Gasps)
- OK. - I'll do all the talking.
(Laughs)
Listen, I've got two minutes to catch my flight. Yeah. Bye.
Goddamn camel jockey!
- All right, pal of mine. - OK, OK. You're all right.
He's out there somewhere, helping people.
One of the priests is black.
I hope so!!!
with the whole road packed with speed-crazy lunatics.
(Both chuckle)
Maybe you would like to complete your ensemble.
I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE TUCKED DOWN IN THERE SOMEWHERE, DO YOU?
See this ambulance back here?
- Where's that? - Bars, golf courses.
(JJ) Ah, the bride and groom Cannonballer.
and I was wondering if one of you, or both of you,
JJ, I saved that woman's dog.
Hold on. Hold on. Let it go. Come on.
Happy Birthday Tony!!! Thank you Asshole
IF YOU GONNA BE A BEAR BE A GRIZZLEY!
(? Ray Stevens: Cannonball)
Do some of you people want to come over and push this thing out of the way?
You guys are strange.
and then I drifted in playing a rather popular...
you seen one, you've seen 'em all.
we're taking a nice, leisurely trip to California.
You might say a legend in my own time.
She goes both ways.
That you can lie under them on a moonlit night,
(Woman on video) Oh, no! Please...
I'm going to spend a week in Spain at the castle.
"The chocolate monk"?
Oh! He's not in here.
My God, the perfect specimen.
(Mimics Richard Nixon) Well, let me make one thing perfectly clear.
(? Ominous church organ)
Everybody is gonna get a card like this.
Are you kidding?
- Hello, Mad Dog. - Hey, JJ.
Look at the parking lot. The Cannonballers have it all jammed up.