Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Keep the change.
(Both speak foreign language)
Make that California, will you?
(Slurs) Old pal of mine, are we all set for California?
(Engine turns over, fails)
You know that. You don't need a motorcycle. You need the Super Chief.
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No, of course not.
- (Van Helsing sings) - Hey, maybe I could be the patient.
What, are you crazy, Greek?
Steven, put away... Seymour. Excuse me.
Watch this!
No, what?
- with the leaves gently blowing... - (Victor) JJ?
(Tires screech)
Knock 'em flat out.
- You got it? - Yes, Mr. Compton.
I don't suppose you have a driver's license tucked down in there somewhere, do you?
You're so macho.
- Now, what do you think of that? - (Laughter)
UCLA?
He gets very upset when he talks to... him.
What about those two?
(Man) Mark.
I wish I had a friend like that.
The board will have to permit me this one indulgence to my ego.
That you can lie under them on a moonlit night
Let's go get a beer first.
when we said we were going to California.
- Better yet, the entire floor. - Yes, sir.
- No. - Zei gezunt, Mama.
Hey, JJ, you'll never believe what just happened to him!
(Cheering, laughter)
(Laughter)
You're a man.
We were just looking for Cannonb...
I'll take care of this one.
(Hui) Route 66. Ha-ha!
Wait, I'm not...
(Coughs) I'm honored, sir!
He can say that, he can say that
Now get off my case. I'm late for my plane.
It's not important. Move along, if you would.
(? Sings Dr Pepper jingle)
(JJ) Victor. (Victor) I know.
We're gonna win!
(Laughter)
the automotive counterpart to the Bay of Pigs.
Evel Knievel... you've got yourself some competition!
California?
These people make terrorists look like the Sisters of Charity.
You may be a little overqualified for this job.
Allah be praised, dear sister.
it was at least 180 in the shade, not that there was much shade.
That's a million dollars. Ha-ha! If you win.
(? Theme music)
I know. But the only problem we got now,
Thank you, asshole
- Wait till he touches that lighter. - (Victor laughs wheezily)
and telling those people all about us, back in Missouri,
It only hurts when I point
- She's, uh... She's very sick. - There's not a hospital within 50 miles.
(Slurs) Damn you. Next time, Methodist. You understand? Methodist!
WELL HELLO HOT PANTS! I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE TUCKED DOWN IN THERE SOMEWHERE, DO YOU?
I don't want to talk about... Victor, Beauty. Beauty, Victor.
Would you mind?
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
Your ass!
(JJ) I'm gonna pull in here and get some beer, all right?
(Victor) Maybe you should slow this down just a little bit!
Thank you, good sisters.
It's still in syndication, you know.
That's true.
You want to talk or do you want a bet?
- Stock. - Sign here.
- Hi... - I'll do the talking, Victor.
Thank you so much, Officer. We really do appreciate that warning.
Where’s he going to sit Jason??
I think I'm gonna call the Greek and put another 10,000 on us.
Juliette.
*Coughs*
(Hui exclaims)
(Tires screech)
to Philadelphia by...
We have to get the senator's wife to California in 72 hours.
- The car will be there, correct? - Yes, Mr. Compton.
(Continues singing)
After checking my schedule, I find I'll be able to make the journey.
(Laughter)
(Rapid bleeping)
I warned you not to interfere in my affairs.
- (Car horn blares) - (Tires screech)
(Engine revs)
JJ, you want me to start the examination right away?
Damn, I hope so.
Excuse me.
(All jeer)
Camel.
- Do you mind if I have a cigarette? - Go ahead. They're your lungs.
(Moans) Oh, yes, there! There!
That's the way it's done.
We got no brakes!