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- It's a no brainer - You're right
Here's the rule. The moment her toothbrush hits your sink,
I finally have a liver with your name on it.
Sorry. It's from playing in a Christian rock band,
He is a complete tool.
Nah.
Oh, it's going to be a great day.
It's important it goes to the person
SURE. Just bring your own toilet Paper.
with no unexpected complications, please.
Preferably something two-ply.
Now.
Damn.
- How'd you get Dr Cox to like you? - Dr Cox said he liked me?
Who does his daughter always remind me of?
Sorry, I'm a little preoccupied.
Cool. Bring toilet paper.
It's back. Look, if it makes it easier, you can just pretend I'm Carla.
As a surgeon, the person I'm closest to is the guy who's giving us the liver.
Relax, Newbie, the gimp is chained up.
I don't care. Drinking makes you truthful.
- Same job, different outfit. - True dat.
...face reality and realise things are never gonna change between us.
The worm has turned, huh? Don't bother.
Come on, the guy's been on the list for three years.
God, I need something to get me out of this. Anything.
I feel really good about this.