Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who has two thumbs and is the coolest birthday boy around? Jake Sheets

Photo-op. Slammer.

What if she has her buddy Dr Cox there to tell her what a jackass I am?

That'll be $ 7,000. Please pay at the second window.

I was going to visit the Alamo with the guys from my public... speaking class.

well, they're just gonna say: "Aw, shucks. That's what it is."

He told all his friends what my orgasm face looked like.

You're not even on the surgical team.

He's gotta make the incision, cut the wrong artery, panic,

Because when those buzz-cuts have given up

How long will you be staying?

Now, who haven't I slept with yet?