Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I didn't kill anyone. I swear. I swear to God!
Corbin Bernsen.
I can't believe that cops still have to read...
Taste this. Is this a dill?
Makes the 11-gauge look like a cap pistol.
What the hell are you talking about?
I don't know. Some mints or Tic Tacs.
Where are you located? Where is that?
Yeah, well, you know, I wasn't looking for a long-term relationship.
- I was on TV. - As a suspect in a serial killing.
Excuse me, where are we? Earth
I gotta tell you about egg salad?
Ann Landers Suckss!!
Ask that woman.
Clean as a whistle. You could eat off that car
Kramer, my sandwich. You're crushing my sandwich.
Ladies and gentlemen I implore you
I'm just asking. All they have to do is say no.
Is that what you want me to say?
- Black and white? - Cop car.
They'd have huge pictures of me on the walls and in their home.
I got a very big meeting. I got people interested in my treatment.
Oh, yeah, right. Me neither. Hey, I didn't do nothing.
Hi.
- Hey, he's fooling around back here. - Cut it out back there.