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And l'm pretty sure l'm infertile.
-Hello? -Hey, Rach, how's it going?
She's probably exhausted from all that Adorable screaming she did last night
Oh, so they owe me, like, a hundred squirrel lives then!
l have such fat hands!
...this.
So if you were thinking, ''Well, he's not that good-looking...
Hey, where are all my ovulation sticks? There's only one here.
l mean, l will have you know that we are very hip, happening people.
This is kind of weird to talk to you about this, but--
Something people go to jail for?
l mean, apart from the great food?
You remembered to put clothes on this morning.
...strained plums. We haven't tried that yet!
Emma?
-He's not stoned. -Did he go out for a cigarette?
So this is great. Rachel's gonna have a terrible date...
No, it's not.
...and then eat, and then leave.
You're making money off my misery?
You know what? Maybe once they start dating and see what's out there...
-...isn't so.... -Horrifying? Scarring?
...go home alone tonight.