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-Hello? -Hey, Rach, how's it going?
...strained plums. We haven't tried that yet!
-He's not stoned. -Did he go out for a cigarette?
...go home alone tonight.
This is kind of weird to talk to you about this, but--
l mean, apart from the great food?
So if you were thinking, ''Well, he's not that good-looking...
No, it's not.
And l'm pretty sure l'm infertile.
-...isn't so.... -Horrifying? Scarring?
You know what? Maybe once they start dating and see what's out there...
Emma?
You remembered to put clothes on this morning.
She's probably exhausted from all that Adorable screaming she did last night
l have such fat hands!
...this.
l mean, l will have you know that we are very hip, happening people.
Something people go to jail for?
Hey, where are all my ovulation sticks? There's only one here.
You're making money off my misery?
Oh, so they owe me, like, a hundred squirrel lives then!
...and then eat, and then leave.
So this is great. Rachel's gonna have a terrible date...