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[cheering]
Wait, I'm nuts?
poor gabi anderson what did you think of toxic cheryl de coursey? oh she was the worst witch ever! she should be chopped up and her meat thrown onto the freeway for the wolves to gouge into!
[somber instrumental music playing]
Shh. We talk about this later time.
♪ Woke up at night ♪
-Arnar, let him go. -He broke the law.
♪ And I feel like I just got home And I feel ♪
I see you there. Okay.
♪ Where the northern lights Burst out their colors ♪
and my extremely handsome father,
♪ I don’t really give a "What?" ♪
Have you just been watching me?
Thank you!
-Greece! -Greece!
if the best of the best is going to be there, then without a doubt,
-[grunts] -[man] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
...more beautiful because you are here in it.
Okay.
Iceland is doing quite well.
♪ All by myself ♪
[Sigrit] Thank you.
Good luck.
♪ On the savanna I will make you rise up ♪
- Sounds like yard work. Hold on a ground, Fred.
Don't you have some traffic to sit in
[sighs]
-[all chattering] -[Olaf] Play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!
Why did you say you would have sex with all those people? That was ridiculous.
Oh!
[gasps]
Would you pass this down to Jorn?
Was it good?
Pick one.
Well, it's bad.
-You shit-for-brains Americans. -Let's get out of here.
on this one stupid idea of the Eurovision Song Contest.
♪ Why does it feel ♪
[song ends]
All right?
-[Erick] Go get her, Lars! -[man] Go get her!
[playing tune]
♪ Ja ja ding dong ♪
I don't know about that.
Yeah! So why don't you go back home, all right?
The Russian. Alexander Lemtov.
-Bye. -Bye.
You're being, like, really uncool.
Do you want me to dance or...
-Mmm. -[Arnar] Poor Erick.
{\an8}Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Eurovision Song Contest.
-[knocking at door] -[gasps softly]
You need to take me to Eurovision Song Contest.
Okay, Nina is out.
Sweden.
[indistinct chatter]
[sighs]
Crap! Hold on!
-[door closes] -[sighs]
There is no us, Lars.
I’m
we, as a town, have to be alive.
♪ The whitest dove ♪
I'm in Fire Saga.
They may be small, but you've got them.
♪ Such a man ♪
Look at you.
-We're in! -We're in! We're in!
[man] Is Iceland ready?
speorg note
Would you sing it with me?
I left him a couple of messages, but he never responded.
Uh, I thought it might be cool, too, if we had a baby.
I don't know how I'm going to fix things with Sigrit, but I have to try.
Genius!!! Genius!!!
[scattered cheering]
[sighs]
♪ I heard floating chords ♪
Should I draw attention to my groin area as well?
♪ All I need is you and me And my home... ♪
Somebody?
[woman] {\an8}And she's from Keflavik.
The numbers are in... Iceland is in?
[sighs]
Jeff got some balls.
-And you're blowing it big time. -No.
That's quite good, actually.
-Yeah. -That looks good.
♪ Do you believe in life after love ♪
I wish I could sing in Icelandic, I know it would calm me.
♪ I’m a lion lover ♪
as most of you know, Eurovision is much more than a competition.
♪ The whitest dove ♪
Iceland could win the Eurovision Song Contest
♪ I saw you and then ♪
Keep singing!
it used to be taj billie and zaine dagleish being excited to pee on thier own balloons when they got home and smoking vape reat dauld be ashley gallagher taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
You, uh, remember, uh, Mita?
Bring in the boats!
[Mita] Okay, but look. Life is long.
♪ Waterloo Promise to love you for ever more ♪
-Yes! How does that feel? -Hey! Hey!
I am going to have sex with everyone!
[all exclaiming]
This makes no sense.
[Lars] ♪ Waterloo ♪
But not everyone will be in a good mood tonight at the party.
You are going to be center front, about ten behind the e-fan.
I just want my ding dong to look bigger than what is really there.
Really?
Goodbye.
zero points.
and it's going to be an epic shitshow.
Can I just say one thing? Sigrit is very good.
♪ Above the clouds ♪
Your mark is just here, so please... Thank you.
who's filling in for alison moonterlinden? ayesha henning.
Don't be nervous.
Starting with that lady, emptying the garbage can.
♪ I'm coolin' with da homies ♪
but quite beautiful.
♪ And on and on and on and on ♪
I wish lars Was here
[grunts]
[musical flourish plays]
Without a child?
Besides, he's a slick customer.
♪ Just to realize That I was meant to stay ♪
Well, I have never sung better.
Uh, Fire Saga.
♪ That tonight's gonna be A good, good night ♪
Because all of Iceland is watching.
But perhaps, Keflavik,
♪ All day, all day ♪
I have the letter in my pocket.
[gasps] More tall glasses.
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night ♪
♪ We're running with the wolves ♪
♪ Lion of love ♪
[rimshot]
Yeah, I heard.
[Corin] Croatia!
Idiot.
No. Romance, it ruins the bands.
[audience cheering]
Are you in shock?
But, uh...
but you must know that the emergency signal is for life or death situations.
Lars.
Oh, you look like a flashy disco ball.
[Lisa] Twelve best in Iceland, and one of these lucky...
he said, "You have wasted your whole life
The only thing is we have to finish the remix.
-[man] What? -[laughing]
That-- That's something, it excited me, you know? [chuckles]
[Sasha] It is the biggest night of the year.
Why don't you leave them be? We'll find you someone else to play with.
-Yes! -[cheering and clapping]
[cheering]
Yes, of course.
Now you get it. Yeah.