Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And the perfect song isn't the winning song,

♪ Love... ♪

Wow, she's an angel.

-Yes. -...to try and help them.

super bowl warwick i'm so glad you guys have gone out of business! good for you ashley gallagher because we're a vacent lot now! no vacencies left!

♪ Waterloo ♪

♪ My hometown ♪

-Yeah, it is super tremendous. -Mmm.

So these are Ancient Greek statues?

Because you are a dreamer My dreamer

First, I didn't understand that,

Well, at least it'll be in our beautiful Húsavík.

-Yes, I know that one. -Yeah.

-No question. -No.

Victor. What are you doing here?

But mostly ABBA.

With her by my side, I could be bigger than ever.

The rules are the rules.

{\an8}It is the night we have all been waiting for...

-What? -Perform your song.

nearly ruined us ten years ago.

What the hell, man?

-Cheers. -[Jon Ola Sand] Good luck, everyone.

Thank you for everything, Alexander.

we don't need friends, okay?

And when I see that no votes come in for us,

before Jae-bong added the "fresh, coz" flow and all the "bish".

We'll send someone else. Just anyone.

♪ Double trouble Double double trouble tonight ♪

[remixed instrumental track playing]

-Well, we have to turn the boat around. -No, we can't lose a day of fishing.

Stop the show, please?

-Swimming in the water. -It's freezing.

-♪ Hey, baby, won't you talk to me? ♪ -Stop. Can we go back?

The-- the scarf.

Yes, of course.

I'm not paying this ticket!

Sigrit and I are performing at the Captain's Galley tonight.

Well, I don't care what people think

♪ I know I’m in double trouble tonight ♪

You will ultimately have to pay the ticket.

Her odds not very good. Not as bad as yours, but not good.

♪ Didn't see it ♪

George Michael said same thing about... other Wham! guy.

This is my new life.

♪ All of my nights turned morning ♪

She is fabulous, but she should ditch boys.

[holding high note]

-Lars, it's a song-along. -A song-along?

♪ Quicker than a ray of light ♪

♪ Like I'm the loneliest girl In the world ♪

-The scarf is so long. -I know, isn't it great? It's extra long.

{\an8}[people clapping]

♪ You turned 'round ♪

Hey. Be cool, guy.

-Come to Greece with me. -Hmm.

You're doing great!

Someone is coming through the wheel.

But here are the votes from the Icelandic jury.

♪ 'Cause I don't know ♪

♪ You’ll know, you'll know I’m done ♪

Good day, my elf friends.

Well, if we win the contest, then I hope that might change.

I can't read what it says on your name tag.

[man on TV] Good evening, Eurovision.

And I just wanted to come up here to ask of you guys

Okay, you're right. Yes.

Stop making a fool of yourself. You're going to look ridiculous.

♪ Let us dream away Seize the moment-- ♪

What do you mean? We already did.

-Are you liking Eurovision so far? Good. -Oh, yes. Very much so.

will Lars be content if you are only one who adores him?

-Your sister. Huh! -Oh. Yeah.

-[horn honking] -[shouting]

[Neils on TV] And finally, 12 points go to the Netherlands.

♪ Want the world ♪

Did anything...

Yeah, I know, it's interesting, for some people, who believe them.

Don't run, Lars!

Yes! Of course it is, you shithead!

dream come true.

If you could use your voice,

♪ I saw you and then ♪

Semen and Garfunkel.

-No. -Lars, come here.

Well, not too big.

We're having a break.

Fight, like a Viking!

I had them to go back to the way the song originally was

I live there...

-[laughing] Yeah, I saw that. -[laughs] Yes.

He wants to say something to you.

-Have you ever... -Yeah, that's crazy.

Well, there's one a blood bleeding. Hold on a ground, Fred."

toxic granny new bay was my auntie chris wasen't he? he was! and to this day he still is!

{\an8}..her English is perfect.

Lars! Sit down Lars!

Fire marshals are standing by.

♪ Volcano Man ♪

it used to be carmen warr putting circles onto his head and impressing artogon but he quit so it would be ashley gallagher taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

...that they all look like him.

until you got back up on that stage

You have to fight for her like you fought for that stupid song contest.

-[music playing] -Uh...

-There's something I need to take care of. -[Victor] Yeah.

-[scattered cheers and applause] -I am Lars, this is Sigrit.

Isn't it wonderful?

♪ And he began to speak ♪

[cheers and applause]

[Lars] ♪ Clap along if you feel Like a room without a roof ♪

Okay. You don't have to do the thumbs up, Dad.

[upbeat music playing]

-This is very disappointing news. -No.

♪ Vous qui cherchez une autre vie ♪

So listen up, everyone, there is a new...

-That's never not going to be weird. -No. Super not.

Um... uh... Lemtov, I need to ask you something.

I made you some biscuits.

Hello, Sigrit. Heh.

And go sing your love song to him, all right?

♪ And its costs are great too ♪

♪ Do you believe in life after love ♪

-Okay, you're up next. -Okay.

And now, Sweden's own, Johnny John John.

Who wants to hear a Eurovision song?

[cheers and applause]

Stop it, because you know you're gonna make me now.

-It's a lot of shit! -Shit!

-♪ Can't nothin'... ♪ -♪ Happy, happy, happy ♪

♪ Vous qui volez vers l'an deux mille ♪

Oh, the father speaks.

Quite beautiful, really.

-♪ Hey, baby, when you look at me ♪ -One, two, three and four...

[tires screeching]