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[both grunt]
-♪ Ja ja ding dong ♪ -♪ Ding dong! ♪
I make money fishing.
-Please, let me show you. -Okay.
[speaking Icelandic]
[coughing]
Perhaps it should be our song for the Eurovision Song Contest.
But he doesn't know about us, does he?
But they're all we have left.
Portugal grants eight points to...
Two cups of coffee Both Mine!
♪ It's a jungle out there So hold on tight ♪
-Ugh... -And a thumbs up.
-Lars. -Hmm.
And next up is Finland.
[man] Whoo-hoo-hoo!
[laughter]
He heads the creative team that Iceland hired to help us win.
-Really? -Just...
♪ I don't think I talk too fast I don't think I talk too, talk too fast ♪
Mm-hmm.
♪ Sans moi ♪
Oh. Oh, my gosh. I almost forgot, Mita Xenakis from Greece.
♪ Húsavík... ♪
sing with a lot of emotion. Mita, Mita!
Oh.
Uk 0 poant
-Non-binary? -No, non-binary. I, he, him pronoun.
If you send those two freaks to the Eurovision Song Contest,
♪ Saying la di da Di da, di da, di da ♪
Sigrit...
but...
That is where we each can find the Speorg note,
We're going to Paris, bro.
It's very kind of you to come support us, singing together,
-Is your dad still angry with you? -Oh, he's very angry.
♪ You're gonna be the lonely one, oh ♪
-[groaning, retching] -Okay...
[gasps] Sigrit.
What are you doing?
Lars!
[grunting]
[Sigrit] Um...
♪ Is always repeating itself ♪
-Here we go. -Yeah.
Nothing?
-[both gasp] -Oh, my God.
Oh, um...
He will never win at singing.
And now you're a grown man without a wife?
Now what do you see over there? Hmm?
Please, elves don't exist, Sigrit.
Okay?
Are you good?
[rhythmic clapping in distance]
[Lars] Would you shut up? No! It's not like The Voice.
-Yeah. Oh, wow. -Yeah.
Shh! Quiet!
♪ C-C-C-Coolin' with da homies, I'm... ♪
Wait, what's it?
♪ We're running with the wolves ♪
No.
-You have to take it back. -Look, it's not going to be elves
and now he's going to try to kill you.
Holland gives ten points to...
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
Lars.
[music ends]
{\an8}Yes, we have something, Corin!
for this year's Eurovision Song Contest.
-and you buy too many houses. -Okay. Wow.
I have a surprise for you.
hi everybody it's bunny who's ready for another exciting installment of does this thing really work? today we're testing the everythingstyler. this is from the makers of the tulip instyler. it's basically does everything for you. cuts your hair perms it directions it bluntens it waves it curves it so on so forth.
but art doesn't come from up here.
[explosion]
Thank you. [speaks in Icelandic]
Yeah, I was angry, too. And...
I would like to travel the world with you.
I was just wondering if, um...
What's going on?
♪ I told my mama That I ain't gonna come home ♪
-Hold on. -No.
They're not my favorite.
Lemtov? What-- What does Lemtov know?
-Kevin Swain. I know. -Kevin Swain, visionary, the best.
[sweeping orchestral music playing]
Mmm.
than the odds-makers predicted.
-[Graham] And goodbye, Iceland. -[sobbing]
♪ Until I picked up the call of the wild ♪
[sighs]
toxic granny new baby wwas a bohoouppeeoroooyouoooippoyoyouoperer wasen't he? he was! and to this day he still is!
♪ ...of love ♪
-Fantastic idea. -[woman] Thank you.
So many Schweppes!
Play IT!!!
♪ I want to spill my love on you all day ♪
Hello, Helka.
They have very hippy, snappy rock and roll sound.
And I brought you some of Mama's whiskey.
{\an8}♪ All day, all day ♪
And, yeah.
♪ Ja ja ding dong ♪
We'd love to play for you, our submission
[grunting excitedly]
I'm going back in there.
[man] Oh, no, you don't, Lars Erickssong!
Wisdom
My dreamer.
-Jorn, Anna. -Hi.
Come on. These guys are awful.
We only have 11 acts, but the rules say we need 12.
Uh, well, I don't want to hurt Jae-bong's feelings...
♪ You turned 'round ♪
I see you.
Not in the least.
♪ All of my nights turned morning ♪
Remember,
-Okay. -It's from the Mayor of Winning.
Lars, it's too late.
♪ Where the mountains sing Through the screams of seagulls ♪
-[Mita] Keep fighting. I like it. -[Lars] I'm scared!
♪ Was to get away ♪
♪ And I suddenly found my glory ♪
[laughter]
And Lars.
[sighs] I am so nervous, Lars.
They say,
♪ My, my At Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender ♪
No, it is true.
Okay, now Sasha, let's see how the popular vote went
♪ I wanna spill my love on you ♪
I have never been more ready!
[cheers and applause]
-[laughing excitedly] -Can you imagine?
I have the letter in my pocket!
[cheering]
Yes.
kisses
Thank you.
Oh-ho!
-Yes. -So we'll do that for now.
-Come here, Lars. -No.
-Excuse me. -Yes?
21st Century Viking.
[house music playing]
Have a Super Tremendous Birthday!
You stay away from her.
Okay, we're going to need to get Lars hooked up to his wire.
Welcome. Welcome.
Here I am.
The winner of the Eurovision Song Contest hosts the following year.
Oh, Schweppes!
They're still playing our song.
And up next, just before midnight, we have our final performance of the evening, with Tones and I bringing the world together, with a special performance of John Lennon's Imagine.
"Voice changer with effects
Did we just hear "points for Iceland"?
[light instrumental music playing]
[Graham] It appears only one half of Fire Saga will be performing tonight.
[moans softly]
Yup.
It's me, Lars.
I almost hit the Speorg note.