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But, yeah, I've been dragged to dinner parties
[applause]
who didn't have a major position in the orchestra
- Okay. Mm. - Maestro, please.
You want my money, I get to have an opinion.
No.
I was like a little alien who lived on an alternate planet
Perhaps it’s a metaphor.
As you know, this is a very simple tune,
Yeah, of course.
from normal children.
Thank you. Thank you.
"Mommy, I want one of those little black sticks."
Are you okay?
Most aren't brave enough.
Okay, but can we stay here?
- Don't tell anyone. - Get out of here,
Some serious stuff, yes.
♪ You go to my head ♪
Yeah, the pink ones are definitely the Percocet,
My mother showed me a video on YouTube,
Uh, right, none of my business,
Like a Math prodigy does or a chess genius,
When I lived in Paris, I knew an actress who had the exact same earrings.
Or maybe I just really liked the way it looked.
I'm mostly thinking about
That party at Tommy Kline's place?
Do we raise the money to make the music,
How come you’re so easy to talk to?
And then three weeks later I woke her up
Well, you're young.
So, what are you doing, babysitting the Maestro?
- and the white are the Xanax. - Pink ones.
Woman: Thank you.
I must maintain some sort of...
Now you're trying to join the mothership.
You want to explore and experience that?
and I wish I could be playing my oboe for him.
[applause]
Oh, man.