Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...minus the number of Filipinos in the Bible...
the end of the world, and they've always been wrong.
God wouldn't spring the Rapture on us unannounced.
God loves you!
You squandered your gift!
JUST AS YOU PREDICTED
The virtuous have gone to heaven,
That's Springfield Mesa.
It's back the way it was.
What are these wings?
99 minutes until we're all saved 99 minutes to go
Wait for it...
Okay, let's see...
Hey, what's the big idea, pally?
What's going on?
where overweight doomsayer Homer Simpson is predicting
He'd send us signs, like, I don't know,
And over there is our water slide, that's coming next year.
but were in reality a very dark blue.
Here's one.
Finally, a character I can relate to.
Well, good luck getting to your precious mall barber,
I guess I'll just cut my own hair.
Stab! Stab! Stab!
and I haven't led a good enough life?
Leave your body.
No, ma'am.