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Ugh! I should have used a fake name.
Cannot thank you enough.
You know, no one's saying anything, - AIDS.
Goddamn it!
- Wait, what are you doing? - Just getting a little good luck charm.
Oh, I wanna kneel down in front of you and just savage your downstairs parts.
- How do you conduct research? - Three days.
See you at the reunion.
And 92 percent of the time, hot women inside the Volkswagen Jettas.
Neither one of those things are laws, Taco.
Somakandarkram
This is a closed session.
Really?
- I'm not sure this ball-fondling is on the up... - Testicles.
Get your overalls on, grab your mop, get out there.
How did it happen? I don't know.
...making sure that everything's in the right place.
I wanna snuggle with you and rub off your luck all over my face and balls.
It is the Taco package, and you save $8000 of the total price.
All right. And they are asymmetrical.
...in your girlfriend's hands in 30 minutes.
- I'll have the boys look. - Appreciate it.
My name is Taco, and I wanna work here.
- Give me this. - This is such a great party.