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Because people wouldn't give a normal person change.
- How are you? - This is amazing.
Everything looks okay, all right. You doing okay?
We're cool, right?
Well, I mean, who cares? I mean, if you only got like one game.
I'm a urologist, specializing in genital reconstruction.
Hey! Shivakamini Somakandarkram
You didn't pick up your phone.
I got her silverware.
So if we're gonna talk prices, this model is the deluxe model, little more expensive.
Hey, hey, hey. Check it out, check it out.
I HATE MY FRIENDS!
- Give it to me. - Numb nuts.
So, what do you wanna do this weekend, Shiva?
- How are you? - Great.
Not unlike the one that you so thoroughly enjoyed in gym class.
- What are we looking at, the Jetta? - How'd you know?
And that is why I'm talking to you now.
- No, no. - It'd be so much fun.
Shivakamini Somakandarkram, hey!
- Yeah. - Is your car okay?
- You rule, I mean, come on... - Hey, thank you.
What did she say about the League?
- It's Shiva Bowl. - I don't recognize that term.
So? I'll crash at your place tonight.
She's the best in town.
...if I was not concerned about the welfare of my testicles?