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I dropped some toothpicks on the floor one time and he counted them quickly.
Oh, who's he?
Oh, thank God it's a Mercedes. Hey.
- Who's buzzing, what is it...? - Oh, that's right.
- Nervous? - Pfft! Are you kidding me?
And let me keep you all to me, okay?
If you ever own a huge toy company...
Her hands are not going anywhere near you.
- I don't know. - In my pocket.
I had a feeling.
What you need to do is drop the Vikings defense and pick up the Cardinals defense.
I'm going to win the Shiva.
I mean, I wouldn't mind getting a second pair of eyes on these pair.
- And this man right here is gonna win. - Thank you.
You're using an unfair, competitive, sexual advantage.
- It's like four bucks. - I know, right?
- Oh, so that's how you guys met? - Ha. Rodney.
No, you definitely... You must call him.
- I didn't hear anything, you hear anything? - I don't know what he did.
I've got premium plus.
- I had a wonderful night with Shiva. - Please stop that.
I like the new pad. Nice.
She moved up here from Minneapolis about three months ago.
- Yeah. - Really?
I think it's pretty easy to keep my Fantasy Football life away from my real life.
Same thing. Thank you. Thank you.
Okay.
...and you knock $3000 off the total price. - It's still a little steep.
I don't even know where she lives.
I don't recognize that. I don't know what that is.
Because he... I don't know, you just gotta trust me.