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You have nothing wrong with your balls.
- Taco got his hands on it. - Oh, what happened?
- Because you're duplicitous. - What does that word mean?
And what seems to be the problem with the car?
How are you gonna be quiet? How can you not tell Shiva you're in the Shiva Bowl?
You are not. You have to leave.
Who wants to lose the election?
- Yeah, should I not call him that now? - Ha, ha, ha. Rodney.
Did you notice that girl looks exactly like the girl on the trophy?
No, no, no.
- Someone at the door? - Yeah.
- You're up. - Before I do, I wanna tell you something.
But it's not gonna make you feel any better.
- Oh, hey, what's up, boys? - Hey.
Then you'll fondle the right one, the left one, okay.
- So when do I actually pay for this? - We'll talk about that over margaritas.
Trying to save money. You know how expensive deodorant is?
- What? - Andre, please.
- All right, give me a minute to hook it up. - Thank you.
- Really? - Yeah.
Doesn't even... Well...
- No! - What, Andre?
...a gentlemanly lunch.
No, I'm making homemade deodorant. I think I burned it.
- Really? - Mm-hm.
- I am beating you. - What?
Shivakamini Somakandarkram
Shivakamini Somakandarkram, hey!
That's great.
- Shiva. It's the Shiva. - Shiva?
What? Come on.
- You think? Yeah. Because she is. - Yeah.
Hot girl, Volkswagen Jetta. It’s a law, like water or dinosaurs.
No, you tinker too much, all right?
Ha, ha, ha. The king is dead.
I have a job. I make ring tones.
Oh, okay, great. So it didn't start.
- So tell me, have you had...? - His balls are fine.