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Well, let me go first, guys. The rope.
- Yeah. - Hey.
She's a doctor now. But it turns out, she's awesome.
...hold it over my head, and tell everyone, "I, Andre, won the Super Bowl."
Okay, you know what, you guys want an offering? Fine.
Yeah. Yeah.
- Completely different. - It is not.
I have a "cats fighting" ring tone.
Yes, yes, this is it.
- What do you mean? - I have a "cats having sex" ring tone.
- Shit. - Go, go, go.
- Taco, oh, my gosh. - Thank you.
- That has a nice ring to it. - Strange.
And I cannot wait to play next year, because I shall be victorious!
We had a good time, didn't we?
Okay? This is our secret. It's how we have to play it.
Nicely played.
She might have found me pretty attractive when she was doing rounds at my hospital.
Why don't you call a cab, have a friend drive?
I know, but it's the same thing.
I will when I see them.
- Go outside. - Shiva... I can't do it.
Did he just Shiva blast in here?
Since I started dating Shiva, I have not lost a single game, not a one.
Aha! See, I told you.
Ugh!
- No, football. - Oh, wow. All right. I don't really watch.
I like you so hard
No, you tinker too much
The car is made of 100-percent hard material.
- lf it's deodorant, why does it stink so bad? - It's musk scent.
Hey, this morning, I was making my own deodorant.
Make whatever you want. Just clean up. Jenny and Ellie are gonna come home.
- Absolutely. - I will get you one.
- Shivaka... - No... Ow.
eres engañoso. - ¿Qué significa esa palabra? you're duplicitous. - What does that word mean?
Oh. Great.
- Hold it. - I can't, it's like a giant dump.