Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- How convenient. - We got a option for a kayak holder...
Let me tell you something.
What do you mean I used up all of my miles?
- I'll win on my own merit. - You're gonna lose.
- You coming out of the closet? - No.
Why don't we change it? Next year, we'll call it "trophy."
- You like her so hard? - Yeah.
- Oh, my God. - Shiva's vibrator.
Oh, man. What's going on with the car here?
- Ha, ha, ha. - Do you mind if I use the kitchen for a bit?
You cannot come back until you have gainful employment.
I'm telling you, I've done the research.
Keep the clothes on, okay, buddy?
That's really desperate.
Her name's Shiva.
Why else would I be here...
- Oh, oh, I have something. I'll be back. - Oh, boy.
See how Cedric Benson does.
- What are you doing here? - Came out to get a bit of air.
Oh, Shiva.
- I'm here to help you crush Pete. - Thank you.
- What's wrong with you over here? - I am going crazy sitting next to her.
SSCCCHHHTTTTUUUUMMMMPPPP
...or the lower shaft? - Definitely, the lower shaft.
- Thank you. - All right, let's...
Is that my high school yearbook photo?
I'm gonna order a pizza. You staying around for the game?
I'm running to this meeting, and it's a huge help.
- Why are we doing this? - I wanna see them, come on.
This is crazy. Did you do this?
Hot girl, Volkswagen Jetta.
- Taco, hey. - Whoa, you can't make an offering.
So now I am actually having sex with Shiva.
Just because we're going head-to-head doesn't mean we can't enjoy...
- Great job, brainiac. You figured it out. - It's such a weird coincidence.
Say that now, but after a day of kayaking, your arms will be tired. Think about it.
- I'm at work. - I know.
I mean, Pete...