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Much as I'd love to meet this dingbat,
I should do this.
Gloria?
-Mm-hmm. -What is that?
Phil's just trying to be nice.
how hard would it be to get a little extra money?
Yeah, what's up?
Okay.
Is this your bizarre way of not validating my feelings?
and then just lacerating them.
you'd have fun doing with me.
Okay, we could go bowling.
-You know what she needs? -Mm.
That'll be $8, plus whatever tip you feel is appropriate.
keeps hounding us to volunteer for things,
just you and me?
Yes, she even has a camping toaster.
Uh, it has turned back on.
You shove like a girl!
I've got it.
That is a very old-fashioned attitude,
I mean, dancing is still so much in the air.
It doesn't exist.
on those dry humpers.
but I'm very flattered by your interest in me,
-I'm sorry. -Sorry.
Student Body President. And I'm --
Excuse me. Thank you.
you know who you should bore with this?
Like my mom always jokes,
starting with the wrestling banquet,
with lifts in your shoes
I want to go.
Sure it will. Maybe give them about
What do you mean?
Hey, to be fair, we volunteer for plenty of things.
You just described the exact plot of "The Music Man."
Look what I've already confiscated.