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Yeah. He made me dinner.
Like, bet me during a poker game at Tony Romo's house?
Useless!
I get it, Lemon. Thank you.
Being alone on Valentine's Day,
You still sing so beautifully that it calms the passengers,
How about dinner at some place amazing?
No, I don't want a live band.
which can be hard,
You know, it's funny.
♪ that smile that was on your face ♪
I'm the only person trying to get Avery back.
has some connections with the Transylvanian consulate
for over 70 years.
Oh, my God, my face.
Yes, he is handsome, but...
Criss, I...
Listen up, if tonight isn't a huge "jiumph,"
Aaaa!
Yeah, well, glad I could help.
You'll never work again.
I have organized several dog and pony shows,
Lutz, prepare for the adventure of a lifetime.
Mm.
The shoes.
Dude, what was that?
And is he not handsome, with hair like black vermicelli?
I am an inspiration.
Well, it's just the table thinks the chair
Where's Pete?
You have no kids.
The way you broke that man down
We all come from Africa.
Oh My fucking God Oh My fucking god
I made it.
Thank you.
Ikea's where I used to go pick up
I wish I could just cut those lips right off and wear them.
dressed as a clown.
needs to stop listening to its mother.
Do you know what size she is?
We're not getting that.
Pick up your phone, Criss.
Hang on, were you hitting on me?
Okay, so, how appropriate that on Valentine's,
But maybe, after 40 years...
And grandkids can't be far behind,
Oh, you disgust me.
at the "Miss Toddler Panama city" pageant.
I love you too.
And I'm supposed to get into an elephant costume
"Hey, baby, what's wrong?"
You never take my advice.
What about this idea?
My daughter, Avery Jessup, she's in North Korea.
Mr. Jordan's lizard, Jeremy,
that Kathy Ireland didn't design any of her signature socks.
If this is going to be "unterrible"
He's mating with my mouth.
Ah, yes, the Jessup case.
I'm my own worst enemy.
Wait, where did you get a table?
But sometimes, you have to start at the bottom.
I'm Herb.
Yeah, two people who care enough about your sexual needs
Valentine's is the worst!
stabbing gators.
New topic.
I'm going back to those cute bowls.
The sword.
The U.N. is a useless organization,
is to hang out with actresses.
as a celebration of the burning of a catholic loudmouth, but
Friends?
and switch the tags.