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Does this work for you?

toward its employees?

I don't think anyone in this room has a right to read my diary.

Were Jim’s parents first cousins Who were also bad at ping pong?

What are you doing with my diary?

what do you call a buttload of lawyers driving off a cliff?

Hi, Kelly. Guess whose boyfriend it is?

Well, he has gone from completely hopeless to simply miserable.

Did Ms. Levinson ever say why she thought she was being fired?

And you're my friend, and I don't want to be rude.

All right, I stole your diary and gave it to my lawyer.

Let’s get this bread

but you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.

Okay, let's make 10 copies of this diary.

MICHAEL: Why did I do it?

Man, that is a lot of guacamole! Lot of the green. Lot of green.

Well, delivery's all wrong. She's butchering it.

To fellow Yogis From Kevin

Can we talk off the record as friends?

Just got back from Jamaica Tan almost everywhere. Test coverage, almost everywhere. Hee, hee.

Let’s get this bread

"who has been with the company many years."

"that was to get out of a question."

I loved them both so much

You never call back.

regarding your employment status with respect to her corporate position?

January 4 of this past year.