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Michael, I'm not the enemy, okay? Dunder Mifflin is the enemy.

I don't talk trash. I talk smack.

When someone else is walking their dog toeard

and nothing but the truth?

David Wallace, "Michael Scott is a fine employee

I insist you take your work calls.

when you find out in every 20 is something horrible

Well, if it did,

Yeah, no, he asked for you specifically.

And they displayed

No, no, no, he works here, dumb ass!

Michael, I'm your HR rep.

I mean, if it's from the first time we shook hands, like, six years ago.

I want him gone. I don't talk until he leaves.

You think you can handle this?

All of my heroes are table-tennis players.

I'm going to puke. I think I'm going to throw up.

prior to the start of your relationship, does that sound right?

MICHAEL: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

That's what she said.

I'm out of sticks

Well, he has gone from completely hopeless to simply miserable.

And I have the proof right here.