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Now I'm not his alien
Can I come out of the pantry now, babe?
- It's getting late. - It's that Steve, isn't it?
Soft drinks come and go, Stan. It's not the brands that matter.
- Is the Pibbmobile in the lot? - Yeah, it's still there.
Very well. If you need me, I'll be in the... Oh, wait. You don't need me.
An alien. My very own alien.
...you'd actually try to find me?
All your fat sweaty toes shoved in there...
...and I thought you wouldn't wanna hang out with me anymore.
Well, that didn't solve anything. Guess I'll just go out and get hammered.
Don't say that. We'll get through this.
Where are you going? We're 40 fathoms under the sea.
Through the winter and the spring
Maybe an omelet? Do you know "omelet" yet?
Its bolder taste and graphics appeal to young adults...
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I said I'll get you When I'm ready!
I'm useless as a car on bricks
...and busted a growler in a museum donation box.
Oh, man, he's never gonna fall for this.
What do you think? No no. Closer. Come on.
I see your point. That sounds perfectly reasonable.
No, let's do something else. Let's play catch with a Koosh ball.
Mommy's smoking, honey. Go outside and play in the dark.