Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A phony drunk dial soaked in phony pity

The way my mom's pool cleaner was my uncle.

¶ if we dare expose our hearts ¶

And find the actor that's playing you.

I'm chaperoning tomorrow's dance.

Known as women's valentine expectations?

It's these presents you've obviously sent to yourselves

And he thinks he's christian bale.

Aha! I knew you were holding back.

Movie reference.

What doesn't make sense is that you did

But entertaining.

Looks like the law firm of seacrest and slumdog's

You're safe from change.

You work-- you work at princeton?

She's a perfect girlfriend.

¶ so sweet I'm edible... ¶

Uh, I--I don't know.

Tomorrow I'm gonna be happy spending the night

Because you two obviously don't have any girlfriends,

They're telling me I can name my price?

Beep, beep. Oh, my god, what's going on?

With an insatiable statistics professor.

uh, he meant chocolates.

And now slater knows about all the drunk dialing stuff

I knew you didn't remember anything

I lose my chang to cub scouts in 20 minutes.

Remember what we said.

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep--

They could be put off by her vacuous mannequin face.

Who cares about getting things?

To make it look like you have girlfriends.

Ew! Now he's eating the gristle.

I mean, could you pick a scarier flavor?

No, he's right. He's right.