Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't think of it as bad chicken. Think of it as freedom chicken.

You go to the office. Put on a pot of coffee.

The Admirals Club.

Why can't you barely poison yourself like a normal person?

But I can tell it's true 'cause it is not going well.

Because I didn't want to go to the mall, and I thought I could use that.

I am throwing this chicken salad out in the trash,

I have definitely done more of those...

You know what? I, uh...

"Women have different body parts. You can make your own food."

Yeah, that's not fun. [chuckles]

Where's my sweet great-grandbaby?

You're a good listener, Teddy.

Women are designed to take care of kids.

All right, girls, I'll take you.

we tried to screw each other over.

Your body, your choice.

You buy them a five-dollar pretzel, and they take one bite.

And then some sap comes along, smokes a jazz cigarette and says,

Ooh. Chicken salad. Now we're talking.

I stopped on my way to the office to tell you Don's not coming in today.

-Then why don't you throw it away? -That's Marcy's job.

Way ahead of you. We let them get away with it.

Nope. She's just like the other ones.

You would accuse me of that? You--

Well, her color's good, she's not sweaty and she hurt my feelings.

We know what they're doing, but they'll just deny it.

This is just his latest scam to get out of work.

Kate's dance. I'm gonna try my luck with some of the girls crying outside.