Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My crimes are nothing compared to yours.
What you said is so sexist.
I'll wait outside.
-Everybody loves that guy. -Right?
I know. I ran over between emergencies to tell you I'm sorry.
Well, at least now you can take the girls to the mall.
You're not going to believe what Don told me those idiots did.
So you're not dead in a ditch.
That's equal rights.
We didn't lose. We're just using guerrilla warfare now.
Okay, I should probably admit-- Wait. Before I do, how much do you know?
Probably not, but maybe.
Empty bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
Oh, that's right. The mall. [chuckles]
I got problems too.
-Tell your wife you know she's faking it. -No way.
-How dare he? -Right? [scoffs]
I'm gonna do it, Adam. I'm gonna take a bite.
What if we're not good people?