Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is Dylan going to the dance?
You're appalled again, huh? Not this time, sister.
Let me say things I don't mean. That's how a good marriage works.
I've realized there's an upside to being sick.
And she was trying to get rid of the evidence.
And if you do cheat, she's not gonna like that either.
And I didn't tell her everything. I didn't say a word
You do listen to me.
Mom, Dad, Marcy's sick. Will you watch Parker for me?
Whoa!
Nope, it's on.
This time I choose flight.
Sexist?
It's time to head upstairs and do some curls for the girls.
We poison you.
Whose wife doesn't like talking to you while you're in the bathroom?
Hurts every time.
Yeah, one time when the kids were little,
You're just trying to make me feel bad to cover up your own crimes.
Thank you.