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Yeah, try to get a medevac after you've been jammed.
Now get out of my police station and take laughing boy with you!
You now have five seconds to comply.
Hey. Hey, halt.
That's two million workers living in trailers.
Think about it, chum. Good business is where you find it.
Murphy, front and centre.
And you don't wanna disappoint him.
How different am I? For starters, my first memory
I don't care. Get those men by the stairs now. Hit it!
- Bobby, get the door. Everybody load up. - All right, let's go. Come on!
OK, we gotta shock him.
zip this up?
I'm cashing you out. Bob.
You want space in my marketplace?
Dick Jones!
We will walk to the roof very calmly.
This Lazer does this when he takes down a bad guy. So my kid thinks a good cop...
- What's goin' on here? - Who is this guy?
when a laser cannon aboard the Strategic Defense Peace Platform
dom... it's chew.
Do it, Pagg!
You better back up, pal, cos he's gonna kill her!
Well, what have we here?
to fund and run the Detroit Metropolitan Police Department.
Hey! There's more hair... down there!
Shit. Call Bob Morton.
Dick Jones!
Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law.
He was trying to kill me.
Murphy. It's you.
You're gonna have to give me a volume discount.
Probably just to light a fire under Jones's ass.
Murphy, it's your birthday
Don't mess around. Hey. Come on, man, don't get cute.
The department requests all officers not on duty to attend.
Go Wrobo!
I think it's time we gave something back.
OUR SEAS ARE DROWING INHUMAN NOISE POLLUTION PROPER MITIGATION EQUALS GLOBAL COOPERATION
Not necessarily. Perhaps you know of the RoboCop programme,
My program will not allow me to act against an officer of this company.
There's a new guy in town. His name's RoboCop.
.
You're out of your fuckin' mind.
The wrecking crew is here! Where is that metallic motherfucker?
Fuck Jones. He fumbled the ball and I was there to pick it up.
Happy New Year.
So come down. and talk to one of our qualified surgeons.
Well, give the man a hand.
You better pray that that unholy monster of yours doesn't screw up.
Listen, I'm here to see Dick Jones.
Dad.
Couple of models coming to my place.
Sure. Any time.
We're not plumbers. We're police officers.
A cop who doesn't need to eat or sleep.
We were able to save the left arm.
I'll tell you what we should do. We should strike. Fuck 'em.
This progressive development has a growth factor of seven.
We killed you!
Congratulations, Bob.
You are in direct violation of Penal Code 113, section nine.
- You have the right to an attorney. - What is this shit?
RoboCop. Who is he? What is he? Where does he come from?
You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy. Do you?
What's the matter, Officer?