Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

On a possibly unrelated note, my wallet is gone.

Hastings. Oh, my --

A thousand thank-yous.

I've tried everything -- therapy, pills, electricity.

with a bunch of hobos in coach.

Mom, we just thought you should know.

If her new husband is an arsonist,

Pretty soon, you're gonna be getting on a train

than the one you're reading.

in the great room and felt the breeze

Is that Dede by chance?

(knock on door)

No. The guy two rows back.

It's Turkish for "from the top."

(loudly) Uh... it's a little loud in here.

'Cause Mom asked me and not you.

I've been avoiding him for the last two weeks.

Simon Hastings is the genius behind

I think I could show you a few things.

It means the end of those damn alimony payments,

So, what's Harriet's deal?

Jay Pritchett, I am going to strangle you!

Also, they're trapped, which is nice.

I missed it so much, I took a stab at writing fan fiction.

(imitates train chugging)

of this 500-hundred page stain.

Such a gift for language.

I have no book!

[voice breaking) I'm sorry. It's just that