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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
to get a bending card installed.
pink
All I ever wanted was to go to Bending State-Santa Cruz.
by a randomized algorithm,
Manufacturing specs from each parent are then merged
What are you doing here glowing on my skanks?
I ain't making drinks for no trashy robo-sluts.
So here's my certificate of abandonment drawn up by our notary.
You really think so?
I'm gonna call him Ben after the first half of me, Bender.
Bev will get custody, and you'll be a deadbeat dad
Says this document you gave me when you tried to abandon Ben first!
No, no, everybody calm down.
I need to loosen up. Give me a screwdriver.
go look in the mirror.
There's so much of the world I haven't stolen yet!
TO THE EMPLOYMENT CAVE !
Hey, drink machine, you got anything
of his hardware gearing up for an important mission,
I'm just kind of bummed I can't bend stuff.