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My seven-meat meatloaf.
Your sister's having her hot friends over for a lingerie party.
No-brainer. We're calling your mom.
And she failed miserably.
Silence!
Or so he thought.
Yeah, yeah. He's a moron.
Oh, not so fast.
ADULT ADAM: While Barry finally got his wish for a dog,
What is happening here? (GASPS)
This was my dream, and...
I made it up, okay?
Give me a dog. No.
Not cool!
that best matches my personality and lifestyle.
Book, not a breed. A McGruff...
There's favorite daughter.
and gave my mom the cold shoulder.
No way! Clearly dad's one.
I can't go back.
Yes, I will!
for when Lucky needs to grab stuff in my home movies.
Like cheering on your favorite team,
You want me out of your life? You got it.
I'm in really big trouble, Erica!
to play Frisbee with me. This is bullcrap!
Okeydokey... (MUMBLES)
Okay. I just snuck a cable from the bedroom to the basement.
No, you're right. This week's been pretty great.
Luck Tin Tin, help me! Help! Lucky!
And there it is, the one thing I know you can't resist...
Then you won't care if I return her. Where's the receipt?
Seriously. If it's not a grizzoodle, I don't want it.
No. Then take off your shirt.
I've done that.
There's actual love in your heart,
My insanely strong immune system
Mmm. Can we talk?
(GRUNTS)