Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The dog can't talk, Barry.
Oh, no. Oh, God.
After everything I did, you still bailed me out.
Fine.
Get me a dog! No!
That's because of the scraps.
Save me!
You always said the reason we can't get a dog is 'cause of me.
We can hide your video camera when they're having their party.
They're like the kittens of dogs!
And I didn't have many growing up.
Give me your money...
Woof, must be tough not having your mom there
Whoa! Easy, girl.
This next decision is, like, super important.
So, does this mean we can share the dog?
Ask your mother.
There's all sorts of tasty shrapnel flying around here.
to live with a family that's so loving and forgiving.
Please. Does that look like the face of a dog
Do you actually think that's my middle name?
I thought we'd skip "sit" and go to the important stuff,
You know what, we don't need this crap.
I'll go outside right now and roll in poison oak. You'll see.
Holy crap, puppies!
And I'm calling your mothers!
You know what, I've had enough.
Look, I don't want to sound like your father,
What's that?
of when you were happy, tiny girls
Toasty.
Dad hasn't turned Lucky against you.
but I had no choice.
Evening, Officer.
Believe me, I've checked.
Fine. Then from now on her name is Traitor.
you asked for one every damn day!
You're not allowed to participate in it ever again.
This thin mesh barrier will protect me.
It's the truth!
ADULT ADAM: But as Barry stared down into that pit of adorableness,
No, wait! Lucky.
They're so cute, but deadly!
and not Godforsaken teenage monsters.