Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're Lesley Ann Warren, the actress, the dancer, the singer.
- Which half? - The take-off.
We're the very special guest stars.
Uh-oh!
♪ I said I love you ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
[laughing]
- Wonderful! Encore! - Loved it!
Oh. Well, uh...
Yeah, it's one of my favorites.
- [crashing] - [Gonzo] Oh!
The victim becomes a tap dancer.
I Can Made For A F*ck
Uh... Cockney rhyming slang.
- [applause] - [fanfare plays]
Uh, uh... Anyhow, tonight we've got a real treat for you
Ladies and gentlemen, Lesley Ann Warren. Yeah!
Maybe you just don't understand it, Sam.
♪ Beside me ♪
20 seconds to curtain, Miss Warren.
- [gulps] - See? He's Lesley and I'm Warren.
We are off to a crummy start.
♪ The last dance ♪
♪ I would not leave you ♪
You do not hear zem complaining, do you?
♪ To guide me ♪
I love you.
- I'm not sure. - [Muppaphones mumbling]
♪ To try to please me ♪
Thank you all and welcome again to The Muppet Show.
- Well, here we are. - Ready to go on.
See?
- What was that? - That was my snappy opening line.
What? How can you have a knife throwing act with only one person?
Before your very eyes
- Oh. - Sort of an icebreaker.