Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[clippers buzz] -Oh, shit. Don't worry about that.
The driver's still good.
'cause we ain't had no contracts, 'cause he cheap.
-That shit on YouTube. -Yeah, man.
Oh, boy.
No tip?
MARY: And now the power?!
[grunts] Fuck it.
I was just trying to help you out,
Hey, yo, Al, let's go, man.
This nigga! Shit!
Listen, I know, but he had an appointment, though.
-Can we...? -Hey, man, let me let you go.
We already in a barbershop, bruh.
-Just head on back to the shop, yeah. -Right? That's right.
you ruined my whole goddamn day,
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Hey, fam, what your cable situation looking like?
I'm sorry, did you say something?
Well, since y'all grown, please tell me you put up
Well, fine. Do this for me, then.
-The hell? -That was your trick?
-A'ight, man. -Come on now. Yeah, so...
-Well, Bibby's an idiot. -That's mean.
Damn, with you skipping school.
Oh, I will call my husband, and then the police.
Huh. Shit.
All right. It's good. Everything good. Hey, listen.
Man, help me get this lumber. I promise,
Make sure you pick up my loosies, though,
-in the back of my truck... -Man, fuck that, man!
[echoing] This thing kills everyone.
But he start crying and stuff.
Good. You right on time, fam. I ain't know you was coming.
Thank you.
Finish my hair!
I work hard, man.
-Why don't you go straight? -Yeah. I got this!
I need to remind you, what you think is real...
Promise to God, I'm on 85!
What the hell do you think you're doing on my property?
Good. Let me get you something to eat. It's the least I can do.
Just me?
-What the... What are you, uh... -Hey, ma'am, calm...
What do you think you're doing? You stealing my lumber?
-so we can get paid. -[truck door closes]
And his carburetor had jaundice.
Smooth, what's good, baby?