Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Got to love the Lord for makin things like that.
Oh, man....
Now imagine he's white
-I see that. -Look, I've played gofer...
NOW IMAGINE IT'S MARY LOU
...editor of the law review, I'm published, I'm young.
[JAKE CLEARS THROAT]
...is not sensitive to the needs of the movement.
Ellen, we won! Aren't you happy?
I arrested them for the rape...
-Yes, sir. -How do you wish to plead?
So are you sure you don't need any help?
Trust me, Gwen.
There are no points of law to argue here. I wanna cop a plea.
...Buckley will try to kill Carl Lee Hailey.
All pretrial motions and matters should be filed no later than July 8.
--is a way to discredit the state's shrink, Dr. Rodeheaver.
Why toss away a promising career, hmm?
You drop your case now, and I won't bury you before the entire county, Rufus.
Hear, hear.
ELLEN: I know, I know. Folks in town just can't get enough of this trial.
...beaten...
Looney?
I should've called you, but this case--
...I got so scared because I thought that was you.
And I feel sorry for their mamas and their daddies, but...
How is Mr.yoneda
I'm going to go take a few questions.
That is nothing his family deserves.
...and justice will prevail.
You gotta get me off. Man, if it was you on trial--
You see, Taylor, it's quite simple.
CARLA: Hannah girl, let's go inside for a minute.
What would you do?
I hope he burns in hell!
She. That would be me?
You aren't? Absolutely not.
Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!
-Thank you. -Thanks.
Yes they deserve a boys weekend and I hope they have a nice time!
Dr. Bass.
No further questions, your honor.
...the most effective, connected, morally compromised lawyer in the country.
Free b man! Free b man! Free b man!
[BELL RINGS]
BASS: Of course.
I'm able to perform a number of services.
...I have written briefs for the ACLU, I'm top 5 percent of my class...
You're not? Absolutely not.
HANNAH: Daddy, are you coming to Grandpa's too?
What brings you to Mississippi, Roark? Slumming?
Hey. No drinking. Not today.
Carl Lee's acquittal for the killings of two white men...
Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell if we're being honest!
Court will recess one hour for lunch.
My name is Dr. Wilbert Rodeheaver, chair of Psychiatry...
I'm able to perform....
Buckley really outdid himself this time.
You're not
BILLY RAY: Give me one.
You're not? Absolutely not!
In 1985, you testified that Dan Baker was legally sane.
Not guilty, Your Honor.
JAKE: Nice place-- -How is it you'll drive an hour and half...
JAKE: Your Honor, we have not yet filed.
.
How much you got?
...soaked in their semen...
I'll blow him away just like Carl Lee did.
Got to love the Lord for making things like that
Hey. Ha-ha-ha.
-Are you with the police department? -No, I am a lawyer.
Mm-hm.
Ten years ago, that nigger would be hanging by the end of a rope...
-Haven't been drinking, have you? -I guess I just wasn't--
CARLA: Hurry up, honey.
One day, maybe two.
You're not? Mm-mm!
Now, Taylor, this is for you...
Attorney to the stars, yes.
...and you were in a position to prevent every bit of this.
Yes, sir.
You know Bud has survived two strokes. I don't think he would survive a third.
-[WHISPERS] Buddy, have you seen Roark? -Not yet.
Mr. Hailey, you are hereby ordered...
-Ahem. F. Lee Bailey's office. MAN [OVER PHONE]: Brigance.
You're not? Absolutely not.
...and you're out there trying to get me off on TV, talking about black and white.
With Carla gone, the laundry's piling up. I'm not wearing any.
She ain't gonna never have kids.
...come work with you on an unwinnable, bleeding-heart, lose-all-my-friends...
Now, you earned the right to remain silent.
...somebody's husband...
That's with one G.
MAN: Unh! SHERIFF: I got him!
Carl Lee! Stop!
Thank you.
-Is she the sweetest thing? -Yeah, she is.
Thanks for coming down, Mr. Reinfield.
I got a little girl.
You were right to call us, Mr. Cobb.
I can't come up with one way to bring him down. Not one.
Continue.
[Clamoring]
...to remain in custody of the Madison County sheriff until trial.
Not guilty?
I guess I helped killed them.
Oh, my--
...and I want a drink.
...you're just like all the rest of them.
Treat lavar ball right
Or is it our hearts?
...signed a written confession...
The checks are pouring in and we have enough money to pay all our past debts.
Um, Miss Ethel...
Now imagine she’s Asian
Therefore, legally, insane.
-Hannah? HANNAH: Mommy!
Your Honor...
Well, it's not that simple, Carl Lee.
-I'll kill you. PETE: My turn.
Your Honor, the state calls Deputy Dwayne Looney.
No.... No trial judge likes his rulings overturned.
No imagine the Vicitms were black!
Rufus Buckley.
Okay.
-May we ask a few questions? WOMAN 2: Can we get a quote?
NOOSE: Summations begin tomorrow.
Thanksgiving has begun
...somebody's son...
That's ridiculous.
Now Imagine He's Biden
-Something wrong with your telephone? -No, we just had the number changed.
...around the same time this afternoon.
He Could Not Tell Right From Wrong
MAN 1: Yeah. Yeah, I did.
And I can't be you, Lucien.
Yes, I do.
WAITRESS: There you go, darling.
I told you Carl Lee came by the office?
...astonishingly lucrative, divorcée practice...
-That check bounced. -What do you mean, bounced?
...the very definition of sanity.
MAN 2: Hey, Cheryl. -Hi.
In all murder trials, it seems the insanity plea only makes up 1 percent overall.
[Clamoring]
NOOSE: Mr. Buckley.
Dr. Rodeheaver is the chief psychiatrist at Whitfield.