Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You doing great, girls.

Please don't tell anyone.

I was gonna wear red.

Is it over for the American dream? Is this bye-bye Miss American Pie?

[playing "Exodus"]

You going to a costume party?

Yeah, I might be a Welfare Queen, but I don't tolerate no bigots!

I'mma come in, like, "One, two, three! Out!"

♪ It's time to take a stand ♪

How did you spend that much money?

where she rapes, pillages, but mostly rapes,

All right. Pace yourselves.

♪ Looks like it's now or never ♪

- You guys got somebody over here for me? - [Dawn] Come at me. Come at me.

we need to step it up,

♪ If we play rough Please don't blame us ♪

♪ It's calling you on to victory ♪

Oh, my God. You sound like a Protestant.

I'm not interested in getting coffee with you,

[Dawn] White power! White power!

A rapper and a welfare queen abusing the elderly?

[Dawn] Oh, goddamnit.

"This nursing home is a waiting room of hell."

[Tommy] No, no.

[gasping] Ref... My voice...

In the six weeks you've known me, you ever hear me tell a joke?

[audience jeering]

[feedback rings]

The Mickey and Judy putting on a show in the barn kind of feeling?

Um... I'm speak-singing. Like Rex Harrison in My Fair Lady.

No, I swear. I got you.

- The Viking wins. Yeah, all right. - [bell dings]

But still make it about her. But she's gotta win the match.

How about a shoulder tackle? That's strong.

And then... hammer lock.

My mom cut me off.

What a surprise.

Um... Anyway...

so I'm gonna need another one.

Is that a bad thing?

- Oh, yeah. And there, there. - Gah!

[Kurt] How about something with a jump, like this?

[rap music playing over TV]

One last time. Defect or die.

Everyone made the list, Tammé. It's a lineup.

Wait, wait, wait. What, you just lost it?

- Is that the only song you know? - It is.

So, the girls can do their own hair and makeup for now.